H-town Maryland sucks, I can't wait to get out of this little place and live in a big city.My life seems great from the outside but i have my secrets.. i love to laugh and party as much as possible. I don't have a theme to my tumblr it is just random shit that i love. <3

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

“I didn’t become heartless, I just became smarter. My happiness will not depend on someone else. Not anymore.”

– (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

proloqu0r:

I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me

“That time you confused a lesson for a soulmate.”

– Dream Hampton (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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  • hi im sorry to bother you, I just wanted to let you know ahead of time we do have a 2 yr old here and
    apologetic parent on a flight:
  • im a fuckin walking paradox. No im not. Threesomes with a fuckin triceratops
    me:
  • (speechless, impressed)
    apologetic parent on a flight:

“am I that easy to forget?”

– me at 3am  (via dontletthebastardsbringyoudown)

  • oh you have a completely full day of activity??
    Uterus:
  • don't
    Me:
  • and a sleepover afterwards??
    Uterus:
  • Me:
  • hardly any breaks??
    Uterus:
  • Me:
  • wouldn't it be a shame
    Uterus:
  • if something were to
    Uterus:
  • Me:
  • happen
    Uterus:
yepitsprep:

the-heathrow-prep:

Is nobody ever going to discuss that Serena never wore a grad cap and wore her tassel in her hair like a goddamn feather extension? 

Hahahahaha

yepitsprep:

the-heathrow-prep:

Is nobody ever going to discuss that Serena never wore a grad cap and wore her tassel in her hair like a goddamn feather extension? 

Hahahahaha

buckydixon:

dottyasyouplease:

that tree looks so happy that it is receiving a hug from this child

I AM GROOT

buckydixon:

dottyasyouplease:

that tree looks so happy that it is receiving a hug from this child

I AM GROOT

perfectmemoryofus:


Favorite. 
This is how I imagine you would feel at this moment, like the rest of the world is frozen and it’s just you two; together for what would seem like forever.

&lt;333 

perfectmemoryofus:

Favorite. 

This is how I imagine you would feel at this moment, like the rest of the world is frozen and it’s just you two; together for what would seem like forever.

<333 

ifpaintingscouldtext:

Delphin Enjolras | The Murmur of the Sea | c.1875

ifpaintingscouldtext:

Delphin Enjolras | The Murmur of the Sea | c.1875